Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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