i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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