I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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