I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
