so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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