i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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