i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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