Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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