I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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