His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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