Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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