A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
