I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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