That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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