when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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