rhymes with "ouble enetration"
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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