Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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