just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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