quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
only if we run a train.
done.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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