absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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