can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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