You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
