Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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