I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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