Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
