you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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