i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
