go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
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you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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