Do vagina's smell?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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