So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
id be glad to
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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