So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Having a random hookup so left but love u
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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