What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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