I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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