I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This baby is an asshole
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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