So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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