I smell stomach acid.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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