You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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