I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Success! We fucked roommates!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
