i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry