Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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