So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
4 words: hood of his car
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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