I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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