How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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