was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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