turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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