I only kidnapped one of them. chill
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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