Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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