Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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