I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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