Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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